A Girl's Laughter And A Boy's Tear

The English in this quote actually hurts for me to look at

It depends on why, honestly.

Dafuq?

It was written by boy, making the girl angry in people that read.

The author didn't English speak with very make sense.

Bull it depends on the situation

Master Yoda, you that is?

This is obviously probably not a native english speaker and looks like the work of Google translate

Unless you generally don't cry at all, like me. And I semi-quote the Japanese movie "Dororo" (I don't remember the exact wording)
"I don't cry. Girls cry. I'm not a girl. I will only cry when I meet the one man that makes me yearn to be a girl, and not what I am now."
(Makes more sense if you've watched the movie)

I mean, the grammar is unbelievably bad, but the concept is true and cute.