C'mon! Whats the first rule?!?! 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 3 days ago
The first and second rules were made to teach you that you should break the rules.
iPhone 5 disappointment 4 comments
The 90s were a glorious time 6 comments
kingswitcherii
· 4 days ago
Pepperidge farm remembers...and if you don't want everyone to know what you did on August the 18th 1987, and again on November the 6th 1995, you'd better pay up.
Usual place, usual time...
Usual place, usual time...
Meanwhile, in June, at Chick-fil-A 4 comments
Worst. Assembly. Ever 10 comments
This is how I will remember 2015 6 comments
Story of my life 16 comments
Samuel L. Jackson's true identity 3 comments
Man of iron 1 comments
Make this Happen MARVEL 30 comments
Double standard 15 comments
kingswitcherii
· 5 weeks ago
Crimes of passion would be looked upon in the same way in court.
Woman or Man, the judge would most likely be lenient.
Woman or Man, the judge would most likely be lenient.
Revival of scene 24 comments
kingswitcherii
· 6 weeks ago
Luckily, this was all avoided because the theatrical release of the movie was bollocks.
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Edited 6 weeks ago
Ever been this high? 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 6 weeks ago
I've been "standing in a Lake in my pants, in a thunderstorm screaming 'come and get me, Cunt!!' High.
Does that count?
Does that count?
Hipster Noah 9 comments
kingswitcherii
· 6 weeks ago
"Oi you!"
"What us?"
"Yeah, you at the back...No trainers...sorry, sorry, doorman flashbacks.. I meant TWO of every animal, not three of each..."
"Well, we-"
"NO, God said Two of every animal. Now four of you have got your hopes up and you're gonna die..."
"Can't you jus-"
"Nah mate, off the fucking Ark, you're holding up the line..."
"What are we supposed t-"
"Not my problem..."
"Hang on, you've got your whole family on board, are you gonna chuck them off as well?"
"Don't back talk me, ya Goat Prick.
Off the boat. I fact stay off the boat, I've decided for you...anyone else got any comments or questions for the chosen friend of our divine being?"
**others get off, looking sheepish""
"What us?"
"Yeah, you at the back...No trainers...sorry, sorry, doorman flashbacks.. I meant TWO of every animal, not three of each..."
"Well, we-"
"NO, God said Two of every animal. Now four of you have got your hopes up and you're gonna die..."
"Can't you jus-"
"Nah mate, off the fucking Ark, you're holding up the line..."
"What are we supposed t-"
"Not my problem..."
"Hang on, you've got your whole family on board, are you gonna chuck them off as well?"
"Don't back talk me, ya Goat Prick.
Off the boat. I fact stay off the boat, I've decided for you...anyone else got any comments or questions for the chosen friend of our divine being?"
**others get off, looking sheepish""
"oOh...gRaNdMa WhAt biG tEeTh yOu haVe.."