Then everyone clapped...

I read that as "Clowns" and went on a trip.

I never knew Coyotes were surgeons.

This just boils my piss.

It's the same, but your genitals do it instead.

I fucking hate Adobe.
Even when you pay, the damn thing is bugged to fuck.

Well, it's about S&M, so I'm not quite sure it'll fit the brand.

"Took three weeks to be weened, but I have these cute toe beans, you know you wouldn't want me any other way"

No, Dougal. That one is just far away...

Nope. No idea.

Big tiddy Goth, ok.
Big Tiddy, with big everything else Goth?
Nah, Im good.

No. They're Whalenets.
Best of luck correcting the joke! :)

I don't get this big war between Marijuana smokers and Alcohol drinkers.
Just do your thing, and let others do theirs.

I actually thought this about the musician

The latin derivative for Hiccups means "catching ones breath while weeping".
In the UK it's spelled Hiccough.

They are now!

There was a similar show in the UK, where a straight woman had to figure out which man was straight amongst nine other gay guys.
If she won, she got to date him, and also potentially get 250k.

"'I'll ave the lot in a bucket, with the Eggs on top..."

"....Mom..."

"An E for an E, sir..."

"Food mafia"

Xanax and children's scissors.

*unzips*
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*eats cheezits from the ziplock bag while I wait die*

One day before payday, and you need ramen