Easy.
Gimme a spray bottle, a working tap, and some washing up liquid.
After I'm done, I'll be chillin in the shower.

There's a deadly virus outside, but I want to get my haircut.

Damn. Hayden looks older than me in this photo.

Wow

This woman is such a Twat.

I hear "nightcall" by Kavinksy in my head now..

This is so very true.
Some women say that we're not grown up. Nope, that's not the case. We just know that having fun and enjoying life should never be compromised for what's "grown up".

Go and ask your Mother, I'm busy.

Gunshots - 1000% less bacteria than a Leg Sweep.
You also don't worry so much about bacteria, because you're dead, unless your Mum is a bad shot.

How did CatDog Poop?
Did they take it in turns, or...?

Why does PETA always humanize animals, as if they actually love by the same cognisance?
This picture isnt creepy, but PETA is..

It's no surprise that DoofenShmirtz translates to "God:.

I miss The Warner Bros Stores, they were so much better than the Disney Store.

It's actually a Japanese Bird called The Shima Enaga.
Look it up on YouTube.

You were the chosen one!
You were supposed to bring Valence to the Pussy, not destroy it!

After life. Loved it.

I presume it's a pop or crackle sound?

Teach a man to be true to himself and he will be true to you...
Are you reading these off a...lemme see...

Having sex with my ex-wife, She said "give it to me baby".
She then proceeded to start singing it, like the line from "pretty fly for a white guy".
I cringed so hard, my Dick nearly shrunk through my ball bag and into my anus.
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Also, when I was about 14, and pretty useless, I tried fingering a girl.
She got up and had to use the bathroom.
It wasnt until six months later, that I found out I had been fingering her butthole....good times...

I would've thought it would be called an Entitlement of Karens.