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kingswitcherii


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This is how yesterday's Japan looked like when the super typhoon came 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 days ago
...or empty streets by Scandroid
I hope Benji will be a'ight 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 days ago
Easy.
Gimme a spray bottle, a working tap, and some washing up liquid.
After I'm done, I'll be chillin in the shower.
Some people really have it rough... 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
There's a deadly virus outside, but I want to get my haircut.
Lightsaber sounds 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Damn. Hayden looks older than me in this photo.
A god walking among men 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
This woman is such a Twat.
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Took a long exposure of myself climbing up a 700' sandstone face with LEDs tied to my 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I'm so glad the sentence ended with "body".
This is how yesterday's Japan looked like when the super typhoon came 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I hear "nightcall" by Kavinksy in my head now..
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Just Stop lying 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
This is so very true.
Some women say that we're not grown up. Nope, that's not the case. We just know that having fun and enjoying life should never be compromised for what's "grown up".
Like the most 90s girl ever. How has she been this neglected (Michelle Trachtenberg) 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Not if she's being paid.
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Any takers? 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Go and ask your Mother, I'm busy.
Karate chopping the neck also works 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Gunshots - 1000% less bacteria than a Leg Sweep.
You also don't worry so much about bacteria, because you're dead, unless your Mum is a bad shot.
Old times 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
How did CatDog Poop?
Did they take it in turns, or...?
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*confused peta noises intensify* 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Why does PETA always humanize animals, as if they actually love by the same cognisance?
This picture isnt creepy, but PETA is..
We live in a Tri-State Area 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
It's no surprise that DoofenShmirtz translates to "God:.
I miss the local Gisney store, personally 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I miss The Warner Bros Stores, they were so much better than the Disney Store.
Lil cotton floof 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
It's actually a Japanese Bird called The Shima Enaga.
Look it up on YouTube.
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I want this superpower 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
You were the chosen one!
You were supposed to bring Valence to the Pussy, not destroy it!
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p*do 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
After life. Loved it.
Its ok if you dont get this meme 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
I presume it's a pop or crackle sound?
b*sty wisdom 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Teach a man to be true to himself and he will be true to you...
Are you reading these off a...lemme see...
I have none :) 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Having sex with my ex-wife, She said "give it to me baby".
She then proceeded to start singing it, like the line from "pretty fly for a white guy".
I cringed so hard, my Dick nearly shrunk through my ball bag and into my anus.
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Also, when I was about 14, and pretty useless, I tried fingering a girl.
She got up and had to use the bathroom.
It wasnt until six months later, that I found out I had been fingering her butthole....good times...
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"I am a free, I am not man a number"? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Yep. Ironically, this guy was arrested the same day.
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A Privilege of Karens 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
I would've thought it would be called an Entitlement of Karens.
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