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kingswitcherii


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Wholesome New World 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 days ago
Then everyone clapped...
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Yes plz 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
I read that as "Clowns" and went on a trip.
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You dun goofed for the last time 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
I never knew Coyotes were surgeons.
Mmmm, piss 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
This just boils my piss.
Oh noes .. 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
It's the same, but your genitals do it instead.
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color 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
I fucking hate Adobe.
Even when you pay, the damn thing is bugged to fuck.
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You can what me anywhere? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Well, it's about S&M, so I'm not quite sure it'll fit the brand.
Quack! 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 weeks ago
"Took three weeks to be weened, but I have these cute toe beans, you know you wouldn't want me any other way"
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I found a tiny cow on a fence post 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 weeks ago
No, Dougal. That one is just far away...
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When will the suffering end? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 weeks ago
Nope. No idea.
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Tis' the season 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
Big tiddy Goth, ok.
Big Tiddy, with big everything else Goth?
Nah, Im good.
Smells fishy 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
No. They're Whalenets.
Best of luck correcting the joke! :)
It's a fair point 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 weeks ago
Me too. Make them wait for their dealer to arrive beyond the "I'll be there in an hour", and they lose the mythical cool.
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It's a fair point 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 8 weeks ago
I don't get this big war between Marijuana smokers and Alcohol drinkers.
Just do your thing, and let others do theirs.
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Rude 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 11 weeks ago
I actually thought this about the musician
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Default override 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 11 weeks ago
The latin derivative for Hiccups means "catching ones breath while weeping".
In the UK it's spelled Hiccough.
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I want to emphasize that these are not my cats 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 12 weeks ago
They are now!
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John DeMol Jr creates Big Brother, 1999 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 12 weeks ago
There was a similar show in the UK, where a straight woman had to figure out which man was straight amongst nine other gay guys.
If she won, she got to date him, and also potentially get 250k.
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How's the strawberry tart? 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 13 weeks ago
"'I'll ave the lot in a bucket, with the Eggs on top..."
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Interesting 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 13 weeks ago
"....Mom..."
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E-3 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 13 weeks ago
"An E for an E, sir..."
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The "food mafia" 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 15 weeks ago
"Food mafia"
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Sword and bepsi 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 15 weeks ago
Xanax and children's scissors.
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Doing me a frighten 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 15 weeks ago
*unzips*
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*eats cheezits from the ziplock bag while I wait die*
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Always feels like a game oft chance to me 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 16 weeks ago
One day before payday, and you need ramen
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