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kingswitcherii


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Wow Haven't Seen Grandma Much Huh? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 17 hours ago
It was more like
"oOh...gRaNdMa WhAt biG tEeTh yOu haVe.."
C'mon! Whats the first rule?!?! 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 days ago
The first and second rules were made to teach you that you should break the rules.
iPhone 5 disappointment 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
Just for the record, the s3 was bollocks
The 90s were a glorious time 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
Pepperidge farm remembers...and if you don't want everyone to know what you did on August the 18th 1987, and again on November the 6th 1995, you'd better pay up.
Usual place, usual time...
Well gg 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Bowl bot butt diving?
Tanning breads 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Dick tanning.
Church vs church 11 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Of course there's Dogs, it's heaven...
Meanwhile, in June, at Chick-fil-A 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
No, it's fake.
Meanwhile, in June, at Chick-fil-A 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
My Tickles don't Pouch.
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Just like Dog indented.
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Worst. Assembly. Ever 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
"He's got the whoooole wOOoorld in his pants..."
We've All Done It At One Point In Our Lives 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Totally.
This is how I will remember 2015 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 weeks ago
Greetings from 2021.
Oh, how much worse it got...
Story of my life 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 weeks ago
You're single because you're fucking 3 Years old, dude...
Samuel L. Jackson's true identity 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 weeks ago
Dude, you got blinded by a Cat...
Man of iron 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 weeks ago
Funeral, sadness, and a Statue for Tony.
"Natasha who...?"
Make this Happen MARVEL 30 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 weeks ago
Your wish is granted!
Make this Happen MARVEL 30 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 weeks ago
Ugh. We got Brie Larson, and a shit movie instead...
Double standard 15 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 weeks ago
Crimes of passion would be looked upon in the same way in court.
Woman or Man, the judge would most likely be lenient.
Revival of scene 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
Luckily, this was all avoided because the theatrical release of the movie was bollocks.
· Edited 6 weeks ago
Ever been this high? 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
I've been "standing in a Lake in my pants, in a thunderstorm screaming 'come and get me, Cunt!!' High.
Does that count?
They're alright 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
Show: The Young Ones
Episode: Nasty
Hipster Noah 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
"Oi you!"
"What us?"
"Yeah, you at the back...No trainers...sorry, sorry, doorman flashbacks.. I meant TWO of every animal, not three of each..."
"Well, we-"
"NO, God said Two of every animal. Now four of you have got your hopes up and you're gonna die..."
"Can't you jus-"
"Nah mate, off the fucking Ark, you're holding up the line..."
"What are we supposed t-"
"Not my problem..."
"Hang on, you've got your whole family on board, are you gonna chuck them off as well?"
"Don't back talk me, ya Goat Prick.
Off the boat. I fact stay off the boat, I've decided for you...anyone else got any comments or questions for the chosen friend of our divine being?"
**others get off, looking sheepish""
Digging in the right places 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
"...DaaaaAAArk night..."
The real reason pigeons are walking rathter than flying 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 weeks ago
Pengwings stink of poop
· Edited 6 weeks ago