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kingswitcherii


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The many smirks of our new Batman: Ben Affleck 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 day ago
These comments aged well..
What school is this? 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 day ago
I'm guessing the percussionist was too busy Banging to film it all.
Sorry I'm late, I only have Internet explorer.
What do you have against Canadians, anyw’eh? 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 day ago
Ey! Fuck you Buddeh!
You're welcome 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 day ago
The cupcakes have become sentient!
Run for your lives!
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Umm, that won't help much 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 days ago
"You're out of luck dear, pretty much fucked dear, under da seeeeeeaaa!"
F those clowns man 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 days ago
2020: "hold my beer"
* cracks knuckles*
When kids clean their room 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 days ago
Kids? Nah.
College liberal - Heard this today 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 days ago
Funny thing is, it is a dude.
Baddies 14 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 days ago
This was from That Mitchell and Webb look.
This character was definitely called Hans.
What would you do? 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 days ago
Tell him I love his movies, and start calling him "Son" just to piss him off, and hope he retorts with "You mother fucker..."
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please god, please 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
This post aged well....
can't wait 23 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
Hey now, this could completely be innocent.
Maybe she's peeing directly into his penis, so he can go for them both, because guys can more or less go anywhere.
I said innocent, I didn't say it wasn't also gonna be weird.
Golden memes 41 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
Things were so innocent back then...
Now we have a deadly disease that's worse than Cancer
It's called Twitter.
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We also have COVID-19.
Run for Christmas 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
It's like that horrible dream when you turn up to work naked, only you're not at work, everyone is a stranger, and the fridge is still at home.
Amen and awomen 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
Jokes on them, my girlfriend is Asexual.
Meeped his last meep 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
Well, it does make sense. Coyotes are actually faster irl
Doctor Phil logic 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
This guy is the Jeremy Kyle of the US
Friends Floor Plan 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 5 days ago
The question mark room is revealed to be Monica's "room of shame". A cavalcade of absolute mess.
Even when Keanu was filming in Chinatown NYC, he still made time to take a pic with a fan 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
**Keanu Reeves falls down a flight of stairs**
FAN: "Can I get a selfie real quick?"
Keanu standing on his one good knee:
"Sure just angle the phone down a bit *artery spurts*
"quick before my smile goes..."
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SnekSubstance 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
When you're talking to a cute girl at the club, and your tongue does that thing, Instead of swallowing the saliva...
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Pics that make you go "Hmm" 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
"Oh...I uh...I'm sorry, I thought you...oh god...."
I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Gib pets. Gib treatos.
Your dog has your back 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I feel bad for the people that have now become bad bois in the eyes of these dogs, just for research.
They're the real MVP
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TW Political meme! 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Best comment on the 2016 election thus far, @nekkidninja
You're the pi of my eye <3 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
When the Pizza hits your eye, like a big amore, That's a moon pie.