For a second, I thought "stuffing them in your Louie" was a euphemism...

Im hearing "L'eu ble L'eu ble L'eu ble"

The line 11 sentences after this is like the battle of North vs South.

311223 here
Much more satifying, it's like the Queen putting the country on her bookshelf in heaven.

Like there's girls that wouldn't date spongebob...

Dude, I had to program my own ringtones

A me me

David Mitchell is a national treasure, but he always starts his quips with "so you're saying..." or "Are you telling me..."

Take Fat

Fregg

Buffins. Presumably, short for "Sir Buffington"

It started out as a rumour about Prince in the 80s.

Come Mr. Taliban, tally me Bananas.

Oh, miss Jean...

Cry with happiness, because he's just multiplied the pains in his ass.

If you worked your ass off to buy a house so you can rent it and earn some money to yourself afford to live, then you're definitely not evil.
This tweet just comes off as entitled, and I'm pretty sure they're thinking of a name while tweeting this.

I don't swing that way tbh, but you do you...

That Cub sure has got some balls...

"Easter beads"

So that's what internet dollars look like.

Or Waldorf could be married to Statler's sister, and through their shared bitterness of never having made in theatre, they spend their days shitting on performances to feel better about it...

As hard as I try, I cant stop seeing a cup with legs.

A bread vase full of nipples