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kingswitcherii


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propane 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 23 hours ago
Genshin fam ftw
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You're awesome and you deserve good things in life 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 23 hours ago
I love this. Hits me right, especially with my gf being a gamer too
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Working in retail? Know this: 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 days ago
"Customer is King" is one of the first rules or (six steps) to any Caffe Nero employee.
It's this one rule that stresses you out the most when trying to get home on time, and someone comes in 2 minutes before you close.
Railway Signal man lost his legs and a Monkey learned his job 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 days ago
"Karl, you're talking shit again!"
Truly a tragic event 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 6 days ago
I watched 3 seasons and didn't laugh once.
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In fairness, I think we'd all watch this 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
They make the same noise a tortoise does.
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Priorities 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Toliet?
I like doing human activities like respiring atmospheric air 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
"...Is this the human concept known as Friends?..."
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"...Silence, Jafod- also known as Steve!
We are about to become a moment lost, but fortified all at the same time..."
"...Ah! The self taken memory panel, I have heard of this..."
"..Does Jafod-also known as Steve possess any such notion of chill?.."
"Understood, Commander. Relaxed female Dog visage engaged..."
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Toad for me 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Toad or Yoshi
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2001 & 2022 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
It feels so weird seeing Hayden looking grown up. In my head, he's 20 forever.
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Fillosuffee 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
So as a meat eater, I am always Hotdog?
I am Human; the forbidden Hotdog!
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I Tend to Run the Gambit every Day 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
8. Full-on, under-caffeinated, "fuck this shit" 8.
Fillosuffee 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Thinking of myself as a guy that wins the lottery, and has an 11-inch pant python.
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***roach: 'Tis but a scratch 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I'm tellin ya; washing liquid spray..
Double standard 16 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I dunno, maybe it's because you're the type of woman that would beat her husband with a golf club, is why he's with another woman.
You go to jail and lose your freedom, he gets nursed back to health, with love from a woman that cares.
Win/win for him.
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Potatoes! 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Employers shouldn't expect special treatment if they waste someone's time, and nobody applies to a job without thinking of the salary; that's kind of important, so the candidate knows they can pay the rent and afford to not die every month.
Courtesy is expected, but until they're employed, they're not the candidate's boss.
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Anyone know? 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
No way, that's a pangolin. You can see from the plating.
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‮aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
They're doing it again.
Unmask yourself, you coward!
Very true:)) 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I use Microsoft Edge.
Chrome tracks and runs your pc into the ground, and Firefox has started running as slow as internet explorer with all the anti tracking checks it needs to do.
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The little Dog that could... 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I think it's because she knows that no matter what happens, the internet has ruled her guilty, and she won't survive in Hollywood.
People won't want to touch her because of the PR trouble for whatever project she's in. She screwed herself, just as she got her first blockbuster role
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‮aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I just went back and upvoted them all. They can't shoot us all!
‮aissuR ot (llabtaem fo dnik a) stoggaf gnidnes stirB 32 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
UK Faggots are disgusting and I have no idea why people like them.
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Plus, we don't actually have that many dishes that are our own, unless they want pies, hotpots, shepherd's pie, and stew, which are all fucking delicious.
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Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
It's to deal with the idea of life and death.
To have greater understanding of the world in which they live, by embracing the concept of mortality.
Dig up old scotland memes 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Their football team is a Myth.
Just gotta keep them in their place 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
It is a good game ngl
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