I actually thought this about the musician

The latin derivative for Hiccups means "catching ones breath while weeping".
In the UK it's spelled Hiccough.

They are now!

There was a similar show in the UK, where a straight woman had to figure out which man was straight amongst nine other gay guys.
If she won, she got to date him, and also potentially get 250k.

"'I'll ave the lot in a bucket, with the Eggs on top..."

"....Mom..."

"An E for an E, sir..."

"Food mafia"

Xanax and children's scissors.

*unzips*
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*eats cheezits from the ziplock bag while I wait die*

One day before payday, and you need ramen

You literally got Dicked on...

I need this.

Add Bleach to that. Dear lord that was dire...

"ALLO DAAaaave?"

Also, when you say it, are you saying "An Orange" or "A Norange"?

Birbnana

"I have a headache"
"Take this.."
"Great, now I'm constipated"

"A small, off-duty, czechoslovakian traffic warden!"

There is hope...just not on Tinder

"Aurnj"

Spot on.

Crapto currency!