How many Marijuanas does it take to make a birb?

Whu? You mean he willingly didn't kiss her because he wanted her to die?

Whu? You mean he willingly didn't kiss her because he wanted her to die?

Well, if you cut funding left, right and centre for the police, what do you expect?

This guy was called out for dipping this kitten's head in the original post.
A kitten would have the yoghurt all over its chin and front, not over its entire face.

That's not sunscreen, that's the solar panel to power his bumscreen wipers.

Falcooooooooooorrrr!

Why do most Far Eastern countries look like Ghibli paintings? Amazing.

Friendly? Looks to me, like he wants to take you somewhere fancy..

She doesn't look too pleased about it.
I'll take it as read that it probably wasn't a mutual decision.

Why the fuck was this Dog NOT in Harry Potter movies??

The "I'm only doing this because I love you" starter kit.

*Selected for Pure evil and dirt smoothies.
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Kale.

It's crap though.
I've been watching all day, and the guy has only done that one basket full.

If it's one of those disposable ones, just turn the elastic once before putting the mask on.
It opens up teeny gaps either side, so the air escapes sideways, not upwards.

If it's one of those disposable ones, just turn the elastic once before putting the mask on.
It opens up teeny gaps either side, so the air escapes sideways, not upwards.

Moon moon had Babies...

Probably Epstein...

It's an anti coagullant.

There is actually such a thing on Wish...not even kidding.

This is actually your Dog's favourite spot.
Your bed is saturated with your scent, so if you find your Dog sleeping soundly in your bed, let them, they love you.

This is actually your Dog's favourite spot.
Your bed is saturated with your scent, so if you find your Dog sleeping soundly in your bed, let them, they love you.

"Ungood". I bet this person pays $4 for 'smart water'.

The government have been recording conversations for DECADES without consent, my Dad knew dudes that did it while he was in the Army.
Our consent means nothing to them.
Jesus, Samsung even get you to agree to let them record your convos for "market research".
I hate the way everyone acts as if they're uncovering some mass conspiracy and they're the ones that have "tried to warn everyone, but y'all laughed at me..."
It's already too late.