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This restaurant has had it with the missing glasses! 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
For a second, I thought "stuffing them in your Louie" was a euphemism...
Eau 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Im hearing "L'eu ble L'eu ble L'eu ble"
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The ones that survived obviously 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
The line 11 sentences after this is like the battle of North vs South.
It will in the bizarre American date system 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
311223 here
Much more satifying, it's like the Queen putting the country on her bookshelf in heaven.
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Flavour of fhe month 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Like there's girls that wouldn't date spongebob...
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Anyone else? 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Dude, I had to program my own ringtones
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It is soda 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
A me me
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The long march through the institutions 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
David Mitchell is a national treasure, but he always starts his quips with "so you're saying..." or "Are you telling me..."
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Blimp bisquick 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Take Fat
Retrocat 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Buffins. Presumably, short for "Sir Buffington"
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Must've tasted good 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
It started out as a rumour about Prince in the 80s.
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Don’t support the taliban 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Come Mr. Taliban, tally me Bananas.
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You must chose one 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
I thought it meant take a Nerf shot or a slap.
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This will probably get taken down 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 1 week ago
Oh, miss Jean...
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Casanova 13 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Cry with happiness, because he's just multiplied the pains in his ass.
Life hack, buy and destroy housing to force renting. 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
In the UK you can take it to the high court at your cost, and get a faster eviction.
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Life hack, buy and destroy housing to force renting. 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
If you worked your ass off to buy a house so you can rent it and earn some money to yourself afford to live, then you're definitely not evil.
This tweet just comes off as entitled, and I'm pretty sure they're thinking of a name while tweeting this.
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Don't leave anything for the Time Being 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
I don't swing that way tbh, but you do you...
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A test 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
That Cub sure has got some balls...
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Carrots! 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
"Easter beads"
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As is only right and proper 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
So that's what internet dollars look like.
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They were always queer 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
Or Waldorf could be married to Statler's sister, and through their shared bitterness of never having made in theatre, they spend their days shitting on performances to feel better about it...
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She's Right... 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
As hard as I try, I cant stop seeing a cup with legs.
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What is your guess? 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 2 weeks ago
A bread vase full of nipples
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