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kingswitcherii


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Sweat Bee Cleaning its Proboscis 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 4 days ago
Sweat? It collects sweat?
Lock your doors gentlemen, the Sweat bee is coming for your balls in August!
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London does something right for once 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 weeks ago
Took away affordable housing and replaced it with housing only the well off can afford?
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Should be longer tbh 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 22 weeks ago
Must've been the shortest trial in history.
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An average day in the USA 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 22 weeks ago
The future the left want! :D
Look at this doggo 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 22 weeks ago
Howdy
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Do you get this? 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 22 weeks ago
Come Mr.Taliban, Tally me Banana....or something...
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Tis but a flesh wound 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 22 weeks ago
It's just a flesh wound...
Don't I look just pretty? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 22 weeks ago
It was probably like "when you're done mate, can I borrow this, for....research...?"
Wholesome Substance 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 31 weeks ago
Yeah, but, why is his ass crying?
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I don't think the back rub one would be a good deterrent 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
It should've been number 1, then 100 blank entries.
If you need more than "No", you're either in the wrong relationship, or it's your second night in prison.
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Velma vs velma 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Based
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Upcycled and handpainted this wooden jewelry box I found at the thrift store 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Why would you paint it brown?
It was beautiful!
I’m genuinely curious 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Mouse button, I'm right-handed, it's quicker.
hard 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Yes. Amon Amarth.
I may end in Valhallla, might as well get prepared.
shirt 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
How every anime character is born.
d*ckriding moment 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Ah, right. That wanker.
Yeah, there's people with him on a t-shirt unironically in the UK
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I would watch the heck out of this 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Must be Louis, he's the only one with self control.
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I am very sad ha ha 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Watch out for that tree...
She didnt expect that one coming huh 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
That's a lot of words for someone that had no strong feelings on it.
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Did you? 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
Sadly, they had a massive increase in subs...
Too late. At least 303 years too late 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
The fourth one was the closest.
Not great, not terrible 7 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
- "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW"
- "Well that's you fucked"
- "Don't swallow, it'll burn"
- "Close your eyes, bite down on this and tell me when it hurts"
- "Don't tell my wife, not yet"
- "I did wonder what all the green stuff was..."
- "Fuck me, that's hot!"
- "Hold on, I can't breathe"
- "Isn't your sister supposed to be here by now?"
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Ariana Grande evolves and gains the N-word pass 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 34 weeks ago
The fuck happened there??