lmao Not going to lie, this is the gods honest truth. My brother that is 2yrs younger than me did this by mistake. He called what he thought was his bosses work number turned out he was 2 numbers off. Well he tells the guy "Sorry man I can not go into work today I am super sick I thrown up at least 3 times."
The guy he called thought he was someone who actually works for him, so starts to cuss him out. "DAMIT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF COVERING FOR YOU! IF YOU ARE NOT AT WORK IN 10 MINUTES YOU ARE FIRED! GET IT FIRED!" (My brother actually does call in a lot so the guy scared the shit out my brother.)
SO my brother rushes to work and his boss tells him, he looks so sick why didn't he call in? lol
The guy he called thought he was someone who actually works for him, so starts to cuss him out. "DAMIT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF COVERING FOR YOU! IF YOU ARE NOT AT WORK IN 10 MINUTES YOU ARE FIRED! GET IT FIRED!" (My brother actually does call in a lot so the guy scared the shit out my brother.)
SO my brother rushes to work and his boss tells him, he looks so sick why didn't he call in? lol