WHAT THE FLYING ACTUAL JESUS SQUIRREL TAP-DANCING PANCAKE F*** DID I JUST READ?!

*sniff* somebody get Stephanie Meyer over here to show her what an actual love story should be like.

I choose number 4

I like the title.

That title though

tap-dancing pancake??

I just stare at the ground pretending to ponder my decisions made in life.

isn't that how most popular stories in books end nowadays?