5 types of people.
SCENARIO: Half glass of water.
Optimist: It's half full!
Pessimist: It's half empty.
Realist: It's a glass of water.
Glutton: Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!
Opportunist: While you jackasses were debating philosophy, I drank the goddamn water and went home.
SCENARIO: Half glass of water.
Optimist: It's half full!
Pessimist: It's half empty.
Realist: It's a glass of water.
Glutton: Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!
Opportunist: While you jackasses were debating philosophy, I drank the goddamn water and went home.