Meanwhile I'm just here like...

She looks like Suzy Crabgrass from Ned's Declassified (in a good way; shes very pretty). But good for her; it's a great idea!

:-/ but I have cold hands

you can't find it if you drop it in the dark though.

*Fleshlight

too bad we will have to wait another 1000 years in order to buy this...

That's a sympathy lamp

Fap.