For the Tolkien fans around here

My preeeciouussss

You let your cat use Sauron as a scratching post!!

*wheeze*
I-I need it.....
IN HUMAN SIZE

SWEET MOTHER OF GANDALF I NEED THAT FOR MYSELF!!!

*heavy breathing*

OMG thankyou sooo much I can never find any Tolkien things or anything like this on FS. Thanks!!