Ezio Auditore da Firenze

sarcasticasshole


"The truth is written in blood."

— Ezio Auditore da Firenze Report User
'community service' 13 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
he probaly has to study for finals
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duh, stoopid people 10 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
why u doin this to me *cryin*
stupid at it's finest 15 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
Life really is crazy.
I shall try it next time 10 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
ITS BEEN TWO YEARS. WE STILL WAITING.
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I can't be trusted to adult on my own 25 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
one time i wanted to see a movie at the cinema but my sis and i weren't sure if i could watch it. so she told me to say i would be a year older. so the whole line i thought about how im just gonna say how old i am and what year i was born. so she asked me how i old i was so instead me being a year older i accidentally said i was a year younger. and yes we couldnt watch the movie.
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Dammit Iggy 8 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
i just I-G-G-cried
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I didn't understand this joke when I was 10 19 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
Well that escalated quickly.
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Little girl just discovered the doggy door 6 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
it starts getting a real probelm
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I didn't understand this joke when I was 10 19 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
*whispers* im not good at this im sorry
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I didn't understand this joke when I was 10 19 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
*whispers* what about hitler
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Little girl just discovered the doggy door 6 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
look at her lil chubby legs so cute
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So THAT'S how that happened 9 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
When your oufit on point is.
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That moment when 10 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
GODDAMMIT MOON MOON
I just made this. Any Portal fans here? 22 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
this banana looks so tiny
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This guy made a PipBoy 3000A*breathing intensifies**uses stimpak* 14 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
WHERES THE BUY BUTTON?
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Building falling down 9 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
It's going down. I'm yelling timber.
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Some confessions are dumber than others 18 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
God dammit this username wasn't one of my best ideas.
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Some confessions are dumber than others 18 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
Yeah thats right its actually not her fault.
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This poor bloke 13 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
This is the face of a broken man.
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Day 198 of your daily dose of cute: ☺ happy llama ☺ 9 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
Do you even vine?
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Day 198 of your daily dose of cute: ☺ happy llama ☺ 9 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
HAPPY LLAMA, SAD LLAMA, MENTALLY DISTURBED LLAMA, SUPER LLAMA, DRAMA LLAMA, BIG FAT MAMA LLAMA
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Barack Obama Wearing a Barack Obama Mask 13 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
I want one
She forgot how to Kristen 11 comments
sarcasticasshole · 5 years ago
She forgot how to Bella*
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