What happened?

Secretly plotting revenge in a basement of an abandoned house for eating their children

Who is this comedian?? I saw one of his shows with the piano intro but I forgot his name

Which show is this from?

When I was like 7 or 8, I didn't know that sour patch kids make my throat close up. I found out that they do this to me whilst eating some in the movie theater. That was quite the experience.

In a factory continuously breeding endless amounts of sour patch kids for people to eat.