Omg people never want to sign papers at my med clinic!
"Please sign here, it gives us permission to bill your insurance-"
"no, because it says Medicare and government agencies can have my records"
"no it says we can bill them if your insurance is federal-"
"I don't want them involved"
"Then we can't bill insurance and you need to pay up front"
"No! Bill my insurance!"
Fuck these people. Learn to read.
"Please sign here, it gives us permission to bill your insurance-"
"no, because it says Medicare and government agencies can have my records"
"no it says we can bill them if your insurance is federal-"
"I don't want them involved"
"Then we can't bill insurance and you need to pay up front"
"No! Bill my insurance!"
Fuck these people. Learn to read.