I'm Being Serious

Google it.

(You better not click, but it's your choice.)
http://viralfleek.com/wp-content/uploads/baby_pigeon.jpg

Nope never seen it

Baby pigeons are not cute. They look like a pigeon was on a four day coke binge.

They just randomly show up without being announced.

It's because they're too cowardly to leave the nest until they're a full adult :3 so you never see them

Consider yourself lucky you haven't.

Same with dead pigeons

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/087/5/1/baby_pigeon_by_xcolourlessxrainbowx-d3cokta.jpg This ones kinda sweet

Because they're born adult. Just like Christopher Walken:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Christopher_Walken

There were baby pigeons pictures all around few months ago. You must live in well-built cage, when you didn´t notice one