All these dice and your drama still doesn't add up...

I guest dm on rare occasions ;) glad to find a player as well

Remember, improvising is much better than a set adventure. (For instance, my party was supposed to kill a group of people that were trying to resurrect the dead, then leave. We ended up befriending Jose the Chinese Demon, getting high on bear leaves, killed 2 random people, and had an ale with everyone, stopping then from resurrecting Berbra the Manly Python.)

The fuck you mean dice isn't used for adding? You ever played a board game?