For real. Sports are cool and they're fun and it's an excellent way to stay in shape, but I don't understand how people care SO much about pro sports. It's cool to see whos winning and what players are doing well but some people take it REALLY far.
Dude, the Cowboys and Lions games is on (pretend you knew that and care for a moment) and i am having a hard time imagining why i WOULDNT care. But to each his own, eh?
Ah, I found this weird device! It's like some sort of chamber? It's roughly the size of one Dalek, and there's a round thingy on it. I think it's Timelord technology. I'm going to open it.
They have come for me
Crap they KNOW
RUN AWAY
RUN FAR AWAY
DONT EVEN GO NEAR THAT DALEK ROUTE
WE DO NOT WANT A REPEAT OF DOOMSDAY
DONT DO IT
YOU WILL HAVE KILLED US ALL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO