thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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You started it 7 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
This is for sure the beginning of a porno.
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Well put 24 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Seriously who the fuck thinks dudes aren't disgusted by rape?!
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Here's The Truth Behind Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein Ad 21 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Your name fits perfectly with this vid
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Exercising 2 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
After at least 4 weeks it starts to stay that way. The first 4 weeks are generally your muscles breaking down, after that its growth.
Picking up the check! 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Batman knew what he was getting into
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Puberty strikes again 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Was rapist the word you were looking for?
Marshawn vs the NFL. 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Yea twice, after really big runs for touchdowns
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Marshawn vs the NFL. 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
As long as the dick grabs keep getting me wins in fantasy football, i dont care.
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So I thought y'all needed some feels today 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
What happened? Im not getting what happens in his music vid.
Modern art needs kill 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Actualy a street artists named banksy has had his "graffiti" sold for millions of dollars in auctions. they would legit take down entire walls for his works.
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What happens when you're too lazy to get up 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
my everyday struggle
The first line of code ever written by a U.S. President was moveForward(100); 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
I think its a great way to learn. I just hate the fact that they used frozen.
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The first line of code ever written by a U.S. President was moveForward(100); 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
And it has to be fucking frozen. -.-
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Cork Soakers 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
one of my top snl sketches
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Yup. 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
*kisses pizza* "me"
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Someone get him some ointment for that burn 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
#superduperjewishpride
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Seth rogen testifiees before congress about alzheimers share everywhere! 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Side comment: there is such a lack of awareness that if you look at the actual seats of congress, they're all empty. I don't generally care for this kind of stuff but it is a big issue that should be spread! So please ppl, please post this to any social media possible!
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I Can't Think A More Fearful Creature 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Kind of what happened
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Adventures with a Dog 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Don't forget is way more photogenic
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Best fanfic ever! 30 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
*puts down 3 orders for eye bleach*
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If You’re On The Beach, This Shows You What’s Across The Ocean 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Actually with miami it could be cuba or the bahamas
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Get it? GET IT? 13 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
Haha
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For anyone feeling blue. Here is some music 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 6 years ago
That's an awesome guitar gif, not music. But i'm actually listening to snuff by slipknot while looking at this.
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