thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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Jokes on him though, I droppped out from school! 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Why the fuck, would you go to a party if your gpa is crap instead of actually working on it.
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Nice shoes 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
evil genius
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Yes, this exists 24 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
ITS. SO. PAINFUL!
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Stock photo memes 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
H-how?
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Satan on addiction 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Its south fucking park, if you didn't expect some fucking cursing then you must not understand south park.
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Clueless when it comes to girls 34 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
HAVE NO FEAR! FOR THEALMIGHTYPENIS IS HERE! Be yourself, and be confident with it! If you see a girl u have an inkling for try using a derpy pickup line or try entering the conversation! worse comes to worse she says no, and you move on!
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Me too 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
One good song doesn't change the rest of her music
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Kevin's Dog 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
I was so happy when at the end of the episode it shows him with his very alive dog. :)
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The good ol' days 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Squidward is 10,000,000% done
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Me too 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
not really, shes kind of a dumbass rlly. I mean have you listened to any of her songs lyrics?
Hardcore. 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Worth the reeses
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First drink 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
"first"
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I know I'm not the only one 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Im listening to a song and its going perfectly with the beat
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Just...Just let it go already 2 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Usually a pun title would've made me happy. but jesus this pun is as overused as the song.
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Introducing : The MegaBanana for accurate measurements 23 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
I am Karl, king of ducks.
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Wish me luck 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
As a jew i am very conflicted about the latter.
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The dark knight 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
This is why heath's joker and nolans dark knight series (excluding rises), were the best comic hero movies.
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Tick Tock 23 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
That would be evil as fuck
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Get out of the way b*tch! 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
This, this is the most relateable comment ever entered in the history of comments.
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It's better than buying a new cable and it works! 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
And to anyone with an android, Laugh hysterically while staring at your friend desperately trying to put on a spring onto the cable.
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Who doesn't love Disney? 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Unless you're a florida resident. At 10 years old i've already been there 5 times.
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Aka, my pen*s. 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
Its natural rlly.
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Bilbo and Gollum unite forces to fight a new enemy 2 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
consuela!? NO, NOOO, U CLEAN!
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Lemon fragrance 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 7 years ago
If you didn't read this in his voice your deserve to rot in hell.