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Come on Larry 9 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

Leri pls

So relatable 5 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

Fuck i'm about to be a freshman. *desperately searches for prescription of dude pills*

Why not both? 23 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

It might not, but you're still gay. XD

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Choose Wisely 70 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

Technically if i bring hermoine to life, and she starts doing magic, i've done both.

People we all know, love and respect! 14 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

I don't know why, but i thought suddenly clarity guy was mathew mcConaughey

Children of p*rn stars share weird stories 9 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

Aaaaah, I can't wait to have kids. :)

Old but gold 9 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

I am karl, king of bums.

Baddies 14 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

I feel like there's an, "a", missing in your username.

I just can't seem to change myself... 36 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

I might not have started it, but i have perfected it.

That's a game changer 6 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

She's just...... So fucking perfect. Like i didn't even read the post.

I just can't seem to change myself... 36 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

I'm so lonely ;-;

I just can't seem to change myself... 36 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

a lot more than you, apparently.

I just can't seem to change myself... 36 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

stfu, what do you know about picking up chicks!

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I just can't seem to change myself... 36 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

That was terrible

I just can't seem to change myself... 36 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

How about having a penis be head over balls for you?

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Wi fi 9 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

I never said, "my collection"

Wi fi 9 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

Another, "not bad", face to add to the collection.

Pan Am In The 1960s 12 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

As amazing as this looks, they were incredibly sexist. They would fire the stewardess's if or when they; were over the age of 30, got married, had a child etc..... And they never hired any male stewards.

When she wears a push-up bra 8 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

Sorry i'm late i was a bit busy.

Writing an essay on the Finals be like... 7 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

*slow clap*

Just don't 28 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

Cause nobody wants your shit shoved down their throat.

Christmas decoration time 8 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

im jewish so, right.

Advice especially for y'all 20 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

"I am a penis", "ha ha ha"

Sequential pictures in the 80s taken in the same place nearly 30 years later 3 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

I dont know why, but this is really sad.

First Ever Man Made Leaf 11 comments

thealmightypenis · 9 years ago

FFFUUUUUTUUUUURE!!!!!!