thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis


“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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— thealmightypenis Report User
Who is the most prettiest girl today? 42 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
You think you're confused!?
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The Internet Justice League 13 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Google actually has a slogan that they continue to stick out to; "Don't be evil"
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How do I attach this tail 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
I can help loosen it up.
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Anyone agree? 17 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
I'm a penis and i agree........... Also imagine in four of these 5 things happened at once o_O
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They Say It's Good For Your Core 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
got speed, master farter.
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Tree growing in a speed limit sign 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
And they can still trim the trees. that doesnt kill them.
Dont give me that bullshit mtv 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
This is why i love deadmau5
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I could swim in those eyes 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Why not both?
I could swim in those eyes 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
im too high for this shit man O_O
Chopsticks vs. Ass 27 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
wat
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But life doesnt look like this 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Looks better if you go to the right places.
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It's not... 9 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
this is actually sparta.
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that escalated quickly 2 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
OH LAWD JESUS!
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Venus, earth, moon, mars and titan 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
For some weird reason earth kind of look the most alien.
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Nah, son 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
so close
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Rest in Peace Justin Winebrenner 79 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Yup, murrica.
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Anyone else excited for Jurassic World? 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
It is chriss pratt.
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My parents everybody 26 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Penisparty! Together we can make a great duo!
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Alarm for girls 2 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Sha-niqqa
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Wake up America 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
REAL EYES, REAL LIES, REALIZE! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!
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My parents everybody 26 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
After my last breakup my par.............. Who am i kidding, I've never had parents!
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Why doesn't the media show this? 59 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Because political correctness is all that counts. -_- merrica.
This is how rats climb up toilets 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
russian national geographic sounds like a war propaganda film.
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Feminazi Logic 30 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Honestly if you think you can see someone naked and not have any sexual arousal you must be really special. Also about the shirtless guy situation, u don't see guys running around in tight yoga pants and sports bras, nor do i think anyone wants to see that. Point being we live in a world where we have sexual urges and sexual parts, it kind of sucks but it's life. (also i don't generally go out anywhere in public shirtless)
Feminazi Logic 30 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Thats true, but that doesn't justify being half naked in the streets.
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