thealmightypenis

thealmightypenis

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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The drunk test 2 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
He's not drunk enough
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Not Asking for it 29 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY ARE HALF FUCKING NAKED IN PUBLIC! IN FUCKING PUBLIC! WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD!? YOU DON'T SEE DUDES WALKING AROUND WITH A SMALL PIECE OF TAPE COVERING THEIR SCHLONG!!!!!!
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Feminazi Logic 30 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
I just think people should dress respectfully. I mean the guy did make history and all but i'm sure kids looking in a text book seeing that shirt would be a little interested. and to women, in private yes, in public keep it to yourself, please. point being, just dress normally and stop being a shitbag about it.
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Basically most of us 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
I'm just imagining watching the dark knight in a theater with mermaid man sitting there screaming, "EEEEVIIIIIIL!!!", every time the joker is on screen.
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When leaving the gym on leg day 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
My arms are the same when i try steering the car home after bicepts.
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hahawebelongtogetherhahaha 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Hahahahahahahaimsecretelydepressedahahahahahahahahahaha
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myth: turkey 4 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Why does jamie keep beating the fuck out of adam??
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Th-th-th-thats awkward folks! 1 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
*runs at light speed out of the world and establishes new home on the moon*
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How I find my significant other 23 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
I'm sad for many reasons thankfully friends isn't one of them. I know plenty of people who think the same way, that they'll drag down happy people or what not, what you dont realize is the opposite effect happens as well. being around happy people make you happy.
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Anime for kids and adults 38 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
I rlly dont see a difference other than the kids versions look a lot more like they should be the adult versions
Different starter packs 11 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
So i guess regular button ups, beanies and cardigans are out of the picture then.
Just some stuff 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
The shitstorm that happens if you dink bong water............ its....... its bad.
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Alex From Target tells ellen how he feels about his sudden fame 15 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Still searching for a fuck to give, to press play.
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Karate gone wrong 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
bish pls
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Took a pedal to the knee 5 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
or stepping on lego, those shits hurt worse then swimming in magma. (NOTE: For funniest view on comment read with voice of morgan freeman)
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It's the circle of life 10 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
the poor kids
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This was kinda cute 22 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
How about white? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Well that didn't go as planned. 14 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
What were they expecting!?
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Times have changed. 19 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
jesus i could have won it
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We ought to respect Morgan Freeman more 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
It would be average if morgan freeman didnt narrate it.
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10 ppl with high iqs 16 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
And i'm just sitting here........... masturbating.
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Arresting people who feed the homeless 26 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Actually new jersey is the butthole of america. Florida's more like the left armpit.
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When I leave my favorite pen out without the cap on overnight and 6 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
If you didn't cry at this part of the movie, you have no soul.
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Hearin' shit statue 3 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
a glitch in the matrix
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Young love 8 comments
thealmightypenis · 9 years ago
Wtf happened to cooties??
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