One revenge, please

With extra sprinkles and whipped cream

Or You know chocolate flavor (◐‿◑) if you know what I mean

Laced with laxatives

In Germany we say " Rache ist Blutwurst" which translates into "revenge is blood sausage" ...

Or as Sheldon would say: Revenge is a dish best served naked... Well I don't know about you guys but for me it fits as well...