G E N I O U S !

First one practically impossible, second one is plausible

For the most part cars already diagnose themselfs all you have to do is hook up the computer and it will tell you.

I think the condom idea is cool. But I don't like colored condoms, they make me uncomfortable. I mean, Just imagine, I'm finally gonna do the dance with no pants and the guy puts on a purples colored condom, I'll be like
No
Nope
That is not going in there
Nooo
It's purple
Noo
No it won't help if you change the color
Nop