I'm totally stealing that too

I like that the lady next to him is laughing her ass off cuz she just...I mean look at him

I read possum as potassium and was super confused

[My second breakfast]

I laughed a lot harder than I like to admit.
I'm still laughing.
Do you know how many mistakes I made right now and had to backspace to correct them?
Why is this so funny?????

I will never not laugh at this

Ok but coULD YOU NOT

could you not

I never thought others had the same issue. Omg I can't react properly to this its soooo accurate

What did I see?

And she was like...like...and I was like...goddamnit.

Oh god, the long side bangs. *cringing intensifies*