President Clinton didn't realize my friend was taking a selfie with him

Mr. President... Excuse me... My eyes are up here!

Mah nigga

But the curves...they are so compelling!

I don't think she's actually your friend

Ladies! Very attractive, very beautiful, you plump them up, bare half of them for all to see, then get mad when we look! Me thinks thou protesteth too much! Cut us a bit of slack... we are supposed to like what they look like!

What a freakin pervert. I am so glad we don't have to deal with this idiot anymore. Now if we can only keep his wife out