Please learn it

Well that's because dark humor is like a pair of legs, not everyone has it.

What's worse that 100 babies stapled to a tree?
1 baby stapled to a 100 trees.

Where did Sam go when he fell in the pit? In the cage with Lucifer and Michael. Oops, I forgot Adam.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door? Matt

How many school girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously more than four, because my basement is still dark.


How many workers does it take to pave a driveway?

One, if you slice him real thin.

Please keep 'em coming!

How do you get a baby in a blender?
Headfirst.
How do you get it out again?
Corn Chips!