this is so accurate

Also when someone asks you the stupidest possible question for the situation. I had to tell her the Gandhi was not a girl, nor was he black, and that you can't be Catholic but not Christian...

"Don't say anything, it's none of your business. Don't say anything, it's none of your business. Don't say anything, it's none of your OH FOR THE LOVE OF ASTRONOMY, THE SUN IS NOT A PLANET!!"

In live in a 'tourist town' and I hear tourists say some of the stupids things I've ever heard.

Someone in the bus said that their favorite reptile was a crab. THEY'RE CRUSTACEANS!