Deathbed promise

I wouldn't make someone promise that on my deathbed.. I'd want them to be happy with someone else someday. Don't use my f*cking bed tho or I'm hauntin'

thats egoistical to say that... :(

At the end i would just say
SSSSHHHHHshhshhhh go to sleep.

I hope you know it is a skit.

when i die my deathbed wish would be that my children will follow the holy path, and not disgrace the family name, in that case i will haunt them thou