I wonder how drunk you'd get

Yup, something like three plus years old.

Whatever happened to that one guy...ARGH, I'm always forgetting his name. What was it...
Mitch...Romne?

Mitt Romney, if you're not being sarcastic

Are you sure???
For some reason, Mutt Ramen is ringing a bell.

I stopped chewing my food for a sec when I read it :D