No BS Mythology. My friend found this.

That's implied by nearly every story up there. Especially 'Friends don't let friends bang cows'

Here is some other stuff... Cronus liked to eat babies.
Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate.
Odin got construction discounts with bestiality.
Isis had bad taste in jewelry.
Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy.
And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face.
All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words.
Skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider:
• Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.
• The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too

Directly from the book

"Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being to good in bed"

I do believe it's the idiots guide to mythology

And then proceeds to ride the product of said bestiality.

Then has the nerve to be like "Loki you don't do shit to help around here" while the poor guy is recovering from horse-birth.

I get DISCOUNTS YAY

Loki had to do the do with a horse for you.

Pocahontas why

Finally, someone who understood my username :)

"Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-BS Guide to World Mythology" by Cory O'Brien