Can you do anything right?

Well,so much for tha

Only 1 job you had 1 job

Dick move scientists.

I guess they were abit shellfish

*facepalm*

Humans tend to fail a lot.
They once cut down a tree to check it's age... yeah, it was the oldest.

I think it was this ( might be the tree another guest said ) but the scientist broke down crying cause he felt so bad for killing the oldest living thing on earth.

actual story here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2505155/Worlds-oldest-creature-confirmed-507-years-old-scientists-KILLED-shellfish.html

you had one job..

oldest creature at 507? redwood can live to be 1000s of years. oldest one is 4789 years old