The Concentration of elves

At first I was like okay this is different, by the time I got to the end I was like D:

Imagine reading this in a Santa-y voice.

Dafuq did I just read

that took a strange, hairpin-to-360 downward spiral turn that no one saw coming!

Didn't see that one coming......

jesus.

Wait... The Elves work in North Korea?

This is horrible. It's 2015, for God's sake! Why are elves still being treated this way?

"snow"