Cool stuff that I need to buy!!

The third one got me like "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS YOU PIECE OF SH-- ow wait, it's not a real one, fuck".

I want the clock*-*

We don't need waterproof notepads, we need waterproof paper in general.
Dammit Obama

Crisp bag resealer: So you can finally poison your enemies without a crazy trail of evidence!

Is this your amazon wish list?

Ok you can find all this stuff on thisiswhyiambroke.com or something like this. C'mon love me now

I have solar sensitive nailpolish - Turquoise normally and purple in the sunlight C: