At an independent coffee shop when asked what I wanted, I looked the barrista dead in the eye and said, "Give me the largest, strongest cup of coffee you can legally sell me without a prescription."
Without missing a beat, she replied, "You got it."
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One of these days, I'm going to Dunkin Donuts and I'm going to order a Box o' Joe and ask for a straw.
I AM DYING
Without missing a beat, she replied, "You got it."
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One of these days, I'm going to Dunkin Donuts and I'm going to order a Box o' Joe and ask for a straw.