I see this alot

*me

*hoping this includes my humble self*

What if I told you people in different parts of English speaking countries speak and sound different than other English speaking people, much like how other languages such as Spanish have differences depending on where you reside.

English is my 3rd language, and yet I speak it better than most people at school

At least they can recognize bad English.

alot isn't a word... It's a lot

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

*cough cough* Darkanhell *cough*

-.- the title...spelled incorrectly. Alot doesn't exist as a word. It's *A lot. Don't post things like this if you don't know what you're talking about.

can't tell if troll or perfect irony

This is true in fucking america where the streets are made of fucking cheese