One time I was trying to take a picture in front of a pond far away from any swans and one came over just to bite me. Same thing happened at the zoo swan/geese/duck pond. So swans around here are douchebags. :b Geese on the other hand are pretty friendly, I was sitting under a tree by a creek full of ducks and one goose and the goose came and just kinda hung around me. She nibbled grass within five feet of me and even sat down pretty close and watched me read my book, I think she was lonely.
Well, the same trouble with both is that they try to eat my hand as well...