I'm so doing this

But theres always Google translator

With my luck they would be full-blood French and would shoot me down in French AND English

I'm also praying you don't know how to operate Google translate

Well that sucks cause I live in Canada and in a part of town where everyone is at least bilingual enough to understand this.

Or you could just write it in some other language, like Portuguese, and pray they mistake it for Spanish so they don't really know what you said.

omg i did it

I write it in Klingon. It's a much safer bet.

I love in France so this would not work

I'll give it to my cat. He's all I need.

pick a much more random language... for instance, nobody understands Russian.

Or write it in swiss german...google translator can't translate :)

well I have french class with mine so that wouldn't work