Birth Control

9 years ago by imstatic · 3241 Likes · 7 comments · Popular

Report

Comments

ewqua · 9 years ago · FIRST

"And the villian still pursues her"
Well lady you should have checked yourself before you pregged yourself.

19 Reply

deleted · 9 years ago

Shoo. Bad bird. No baby for me. Go away.

4 Reply

weatherxveins · 9 years ago

As a woman, I can confirm that this is exactly what happens every time I have sex. Luckily I have a strong umbrella.

shadowwraith29 · 9 years ago

What if I don't have an umbrella..?

weatherxveins · 9 years ago

You should probably invest in one, otherwise the villain will probably win.

monzerra1 · 9 years ago

If your plans include you getting wet, always use an umbrella or raincoat!

deleted · 9 years ago

What if I'm already wet?