Scientists have it tough

It's reverse psychology

Well played.

deyalp lleW

Oil companies also profit a lot.

My property has no oil, just trees.
I get what you're saying, I'm just being a smartass.

I'm just curious how they would regulate cow farts? Would they have agents assigned to every cow counting each fart? If a farmer's cows go over 1,000 farts per month, will the farmer get a fine or penalty tax?

Nail on the head