I want this slide in every library

Until you get a splinter in your hiney...

*walks up to librarian* hey, do you have this book?
*librarian looks at title*
*slides down three levels*
*climbs back up holding book*
Yeah.

Sstt .. quiet

And then you can jump over the side of the slide like a badass

SPLINTERS!!! I would still ride it though

Lets start a campaign. Everybody raises money to build a slide in all libraries across America, Canada, and Europe or any other places people on funsubs live

YES