Result: Civilized civilians

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope *gets on the nope bus which goes inside a nope plane to fuck-thatville*

Poor spiders now they have unrealistic goals set by this post like they could all have awesome jobs catching people in a giant Web but no they can only say if only I was better.

Nonononononononononononononononono never that EVER

Idk dude. Police dogs are scary as hell

Imagine giant police dogs the size of two men with the power of 200. NOPE!

Fuck no crime. There would be no people on Earth.