Ummmm, Canada took one of the beaches at Normandy, Canada participated in the liberation of Kuwait, Canada was among the coalition forces entrenched in the Middle East over the last 13 years. Canada is part of NORAD. Come on people not every Canadian is one of Santa's elves or a Maple syrup producing lumberjack.
Did you know that they were also involved in the Manhattan Project? You know, the project that created the nuclear bombs that destroyed two MAJOR Japanese cities?
Doesn't do much good to destroy the enemy's minor cities now does it? Your tone suggests that you do not support the decision to use nukes in WWII. Munitions factories were usually in the major cities. Not using a means to a definitive end to combat would have drawn out the war for years and cost millions more lives.
if you want to make fun of countries defence forces, look at new zealand