What my friend says when he's trying to hit on a straight guy

isn't that the dude in arrow?

I am watching this episode RIGHT NOW.Literally.I was already watching it when I saw this.

Hi there, Captain Jack Harkness.
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Oh... and ladies? Your viewership just went up.

And you people hate it when a straight guy doesn't respect a lesbian's sexuality.

This is how my cousin came out to her mom

I can see going along with that, but is it fair to be one-sided? I mean, I could probably take it but not dish it out.