Me this Valentines day

oh, I have that kind of bottle, it has the cherry blossom fragrance

I'M GONNA DO THAT! I'M GONNA BUY A CAN OF FER-BREEZE AND WRAP IT WITH HEART-WRAPPING PAPER AND SPRAY THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE IDIOTS WHO CLOG MY SCHOOL HALLWAY WITH THEIR NOXIOUS COUPLE-BEHAVIORS!