Several of us were a few years back. Those club sandwich toothpicks with the cellophane fit into a straw really well and embed into ceiling tiles. When you run out of your own toothpicks it is Illadvised to drunkenly stumble around to other tables to ask for theirs. When we were finally asked to leave one of the "gentlemen" in our party stripped to his undershorts and stormed out making a Jack Black type scene.
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