The only meat she would eat was chicken because she was afraid of birds and ate them to get back at them. I'm not even kidding, this is my personal experience.
Wait, you aren't supposed to pronounce the 'l' in 'salmon'??? I always pronounced it that way because that's how you say it in Arabic... Why has no one told me this?
*quiet because never had an IRL relationship*
In salmon? What am I supposed to say sa-mon? It sounds like a half made digimon.
Also, sorry, I replied to the wrong comment before.