Kawaiii

I have a spider named Fred too!! :D

All of the spiders in my house I have named Jason

Squeeee!

I call mine Spiderbro in traditional 4chan fashion. One time he caught a click beetle, and then it escaped, and was jumping around at the foot of my bed. Crazy stuff for THREE AM IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

Spiders are the bomb, there is one on my ceiling and it eats all the other spiders and shit, you know how fucking awesome that is? I am the bait and when it gets close, spiderbro comes into action :D

*smash*( i gonna get lots of downvote, but I'll still do it)

OMG! That's a great idea. I have a co-worker who "collects" these special vita-mix/energy drink can things. She doesn't rinse them out and keeps them by her desk like a wall of decoration. So we always have buggies around the office. I've tried many different gnat traps and tapes and sprays but they keep coming back. I love the idea of a spider for her nasty gnats.

i do this at my house, all the daddy longlegs get to chill in my ceiling and eat flies and junk, then they do that little wobble dance.