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· 9 years ago
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Alrighty but why are you wearing a man-thong
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universalshipper
· 9 years ago
That is an excellent question in fact it's one I can't answer
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hexy
· 9 years ago
Wearing a banana hammock is not asking for rape, m'kay?
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pegleg0423
· 9 years ago
Just let it happen
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universalshipper
· 9 years ago
Good that both genders now know self defense
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carbonatedwaffles
· 9 years ago
Whenever I see posts like this, I end up cringing at the pain
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mr1
· 9 years ago
Cunt punt, titty twist
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mamo222
· 9 years ago
To quote the elegant Matt of two best friends play "c*nt punt that b*tch" ahh such poetry.
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theflyingdutchman
· 9 years ago
Does this actually work?
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mamo222
· 9 years ago
Oh shit yeah it does
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neon
· 9 years ago
Judging by how badly I cringed and held my boobs in pseudo-pain, I can confirm this to be Super-Effective
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mr1
· 9 years ago
You should try it
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seec
· 9 years ago
You realize how much you´re screwed, only when she´ll be A-cup in loose hoody.
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neon
· 9 years ago
It's still effective, the nips are very sensetive so clawing is your best defense
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seec
· 9 years ago
Yeah, but if she´ll be wearing bra and loose hoody, it´s almost impossible to find them quickly. And in some bras it´s impossible to find them at all, if you are not going to remove it before.
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universalshipper
· 9 years ago
Fuck what if I'm assaulted or raped?
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seec
· 9 years ago
I guess you only have to hope she will have thin bra or bigger breasts. Or you should just hope you will be stronger than her.
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mamo222
· 9 years ago
Or straight up kick her in the baby maker.
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universalshipper
· 9 years ago
Says the 14 year old drinker
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mamo222
· 9 years ago
I don't drink, my ex does.
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universalshipper
· 9 years ago
Ok well that was fast
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scratchybumm
· 9 years ago
Ouch!!
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