If I somehow get a portal gun I am gonna do this
11 years ago by badluck · 1788 Likes · 12 comments · Popular
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mrblackbelt108
· 11 years ago
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Or you could reach dat ass from yards away
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brainsandbeauty
· 11 years ago
Or get food from the fridge without standing up
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mrblackbelt108
· 11 years ago
Or parkour like a baws
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firebender
· 11 years ago
and you can finally actually look at your face and see your back with out it twisting
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guest
· 11 years ago
Or fuck yourself
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nick12345
· 11 years ago
I have better uses, but it involves two parallel walls and stimulation
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guest
· 11 years ago
I kinda had the same idea. Though do you know how great it would be to be able to do your own bikini waxing? Or cut your own hair? It'd save a ton of money.
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hesston97
· 11 years ago
I'd blow myself...
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guest
· 11 years ago
...away with the amazing science and thought that must have gone into the creation of a functioning portal gun.
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guest
· 11 years ago
I would also suck my own penis.
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pingers
· 9 years ago
good guy guest
wuxing
· 11 years ago
No, No It is not how you would use it...
