How I feel every time someone comments on a post from months ago

Guess it applies only when you comment.

No, am I the only one who gets random notifications from things I posted a year ago? I think its when people click the random button

If click edit on your account then scroll down it allows you to edit how many days it waits till it will stop giving you notifications from the specific post.
Also if u go on popular for like an hour you eventually just get to posts that are a year old.

Hey you!

Not at all. Some people just like to complain.

Hey!

Yeah, to the right above the comment box, there is an unfollow comments link. I just never click it on things I post.

Hey listen!

Hey!