Look at your Coke. Now look back at me. Now I'm Manuel Neuer. Now look at your Coke again. Now look up. We're in a stadium, celebrating victory. Look around, now we're hanging with the team, celebrating. Now look back at me. I'm not Manuel Neuer anymore. I'm your girlfriend. If you want your evening to be like mine, drink Coke Zero. Zero sugar, zero calories, all the taste. I'm on a horse.
Yeah. I'm german and this is real. In Germany we have weird Manuel Neuer jokes like "Vielleicht feiern wir gar nicht Silvester sondern Manuel Neujahr." (
Oops. Accidently sent it. Translated this means "maybe we don't celebrate new years eve, but manuel new year". In german it is way funnier because Neujahr and Neuer sounds alike.
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