Some advice on marriage from Aziz Ansari

I saw him in concert a few years ago and he talked about this. I judge the heck out of people that get married really soon. A friend just got engaged to a guy she started dating in may 2014 and they're getting married in August. Like...what?

I have several sweaters I've had for many years and I still can't decide whether or not I look good in them or even like them.