Rule #1: Connect projector after you opened your presentation.
Rule #2: Just in case change your background picture from totally embarassing to "it's totally obvious she just chose this for the presentation"
My teachers have done worse. One got laid off for having porn on another tab, and one today related the autoionization of water to autoerotic asphyxiation. "Cuz, you know, it's by yourself." - The Teacher
My physics teacher in grade 10 science taught us the best way to shoot yourself is to stick the gun in your mouth cause you'll hit all the important bits of your brain rather than shoot yourself through the side of your head because you can miss the important bits and continue living, and that if you was to bleed to death by cutting your wrists do it vertically because it is way harder to stitch up than horizontal cuts..
yah im gonna stop reading these.
Rule #2: Just in case change your background picture from totally embarassing to "it's totally obvious she just chose this for the presentation"